A Scene of Me Dealing with Publishing-

"What, I need an agent to get published by a big house?"
"But I can't get one if I'm not published?"
"That's a catch 22, you realize that right?"
"Yes, I know you published the book."
"Ye- yeah, you have a good day too."

I hang up the phone, and turn to my Obama-cia.

"Barack, I believe I want to publish my own book - indie style. You dig?"
[implied nod]
[Mental Fist Bump]

I leave.

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